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Crazy Uber

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This article is about the game. For the feeling, see Crazy Uber (emotion).

This is an old, outdated game. It was retired from the arcade on October 31, 2026 and can no longer be played. This page is kept in the Javeyard for the record.
Crazy Uber
DeveloperWowCool World
PublisherWowCool World
VersionB
Cast2 known individuals

Crazy Uber — The city never stops. Neither should you.

Crazy Uber is an endless neon driving shift. Pick up riders at pink beacons, take them to gold-star destinations, drive quickly enough to multiply the tip, and turn a single short shift into a serious pile of cash.[citation needed]

Plot

The Night Shift

The city glows because it never sleeps. Every rider has somewhere to be, every block is another chance to shave a second off the route, and the app has only one question: how rich can you get before the shift ends?

Characters

The DriverHero
The fastest four-door in the neon district

A driver with a very optimistic relationship to speed limits and an eye for every pink pickup beacon.

Goal: Maximise cash · Shift: 75 seconds + bonuses
The RidersAlly
Pink beacon, gold-star destination

Pick them up slowly enough to stop, then deliver quickly for a hotter tip.

Pickup: Pink beacon · Drop-off: Gold star

Gameplay

Pick Up → Deliver

Find the pink beacon, slow down beside the rider, then follow the gold star to their destination. Every completed ride adds time, so good routing stretches the shift.

Hot Tips

Speed and quick delivery raise the hot-tip multiplier. Going fast matters, but a missed pickup or wild steering costs more than a clean line.

Endless City

The street grid wraps into a repeating neon district, allowing ride after ride until the shift timer finally reaches zero.

Driver Controls

ControlAction
W / ▲Accelerate
S / ▼Brake / reverse
A / ◀ and D / ▶Steer
SpaceHandbrake drift

Version history

  1. Version B (2026-09-14)
    • Phone fix: the HUD type was sized from viewport WIDTH, so on a phone held sideways the mission card was clipped. Type now scales from whichever dimension is tighter; the desktop look is unchanged. This one now fits a phone frame in both orientations.
  2. Version A (2026-07-20)
    • Initial release: self-contained local Three.js city, responsive WebGL rendering, endless pickup/drop-off loop, hot-tip score multiplier, desktop and touch controls.
    • Added Five Star and City Regular achievements for first and fifth completed rides.

This page documents version B of Crazy Uber. It was last edited by someone who should have been playing instead.