Dreadful Object Society  ·  Exhibit №7
Do not press the face.
It is load-bearing.
Volume Warning
THIS GAME IS LOUD.
That is the game.
Behind this notice there is one face and one rule.
Every press produces a genuinely upsetting noise,
and the face gets a little more wrong. Forever.
(the noise is hard-capped at "merely unpleasant."
your ears are safe. your composure is not.)
SPEC №7 · ACQUIRED 1974 · DO NOT PRESS
FILE CLOSED
DREADFUL OBJECT SOCIETY — INCIDENT REPORT №7
SUBJECT PRESSED THE FACE 0 TIME(S).
THE NOISE PERSISTS.