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FORM AE-77 (REV. C)
OMB NO. 0000-NOISE
EXP. NEVER
BUREAU OF AUDITORY ENDURANCE
DIVISION OF RECREATIONAL TESTING · REGIONAL OFFICE NO. 9
1 TINNITUS PLAZA, ROOM B · HOURS: ALWAYS · PHONE: UNPLUGGED

AUDITORY ENDURANCE ASSESSMENT

A STANDARDIZED HONESTY-BASED TESTING INSTRUMENT
SUBJECT: UNREGISTERED SUBJECT
DATE:
TEST NO:
PART I — INSTRUCTIONS
  1. Upon commencement, the Bureau will administer a tone. The tone is unpleasant. This is intentional.
  2. Endure the tone for as long as you are able.
  3. Press [SPACE] — or tap the designated area — the moment you stop listening.
  4. Your score is the number of seconds endured. Periodic honesty check-ins will occur. Answer truthfully.
PART II — VOLUME AFFIDAVIT
THIS TEST REQUIRES 100% DEVICE VOLUME.
We cannot check your volume. No website can.
We are aware of how this sounds.
We trust you.
DO NOT DISHONOR YOURSELF.
SWORN
My device volume is set to 100% (ONE HUNDRED PERCENT).
I will not mute, lower, unplug, or "just take a little break."
I understand that nobody is checking. I understand that this is the test.
complete all three declarations to proceed
EXHIBIT A — SAFETY DISCLOSURE: The Bureau's tone is engineered to annoy, not to harm. Output is a mid-frequency warble, hard-capped well below harmful levels even at maximum device volume, and passed through a limiter. Persons with tinnitus, hyperacusis, or general good sense may decline testing and score a proud zero. FORM AE-77 IS NOT A MEDICAL DEVICE. IT IS BARELY A FORM.